Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Things we don't care about but I'm going to post them anyway!


Kobe Bryant was recently seen getting his nails done. Where he made sure to tell his nail tech to spend special time on his shooting hand. Guys there is nothing wrong with getting a manicure and it is a must you guys get pedicures for those crusty feet!



Essence Atkins and her latin pappy Jamie, recently told People that they are expecting their first child to be born on Christmas day. Hmmmm, maybe if it's a boy they will name him Jesus (pronounced: Hay-sus) lol. Yall know that's a common latin name. 



So the biggest and most paid television show got rid of everyones favourite crackhead Charlie Sheen, and replaced him with Ashton. So of course they had to kill him off the show and how did they decide to do it? Charlie boy got ran over by a train in paris.....ewww! Well anyway, Charlie said, "I am honored that it took something as large and violent as an oncoming train to terminate my character. He also says, "Anything less would have been an insult!" 


Arnold survived Maria?!?.....UM WTF?


So the other day, Arnold went bike riding in Santa Monica in a shirt which read, "I survived Maria", with the years 2007-2010 written on the back. The 2007 year is crossed out and 1977 was placed over it with a permanent marker. For those who don't know 1977 was year when Maria and Arnold started dating. Is Arnold trying to tell us something about Maria? Is he trying to put his wife under the bus, whom he cheated on with a maid who has more craters in her face than the moon? Huh Arnold! What the hell are trying to say?



Well it turns out, Arnold had this shirt from last year November. He received it from a farewell party held for Arnold's staff. The shirt though, was designed by Maria's staff, as a joke. You see how sometimes these jokes come to life! It is said that Arnold and Maria are on good terms and they are handling their split in a civilized matter.



But of course, everyone wants to know what Arnold was thinking when he read the shirt. Like dude we know you saw what it said. It's as if he wanted the paps to take photos of him. I guess he felt as if his divorce needed more coverage and he would be damned if he was gonna get out shined by JLo and Marc Crackony.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

WTH is up with these girls and drawing on eyebrows?


I swear, if I could find the person who started this new trend that seems the plaque the face of many Bahamian girls (& other places) today, I would give them one good b*tch slap! Ok, I know I'm bias because personally I don't see the need to draw on your eyebrows at all! But if you are going to draw them on try to make them look as natural as possible, isn't that the whole point anyway? I don't know to many people who wear weave so people can look at them and point out that it is weave.


1) Why do you feel the need to draw your eyebrows supper long? I don't know anyone whose eyebrows are naturally like 5inches long.

2) Is it necessary to use a permanent marker, shoe polish, or paint to draw these eyebrows on?



3) Don't you think you should get the arch right? I mean it's so confusing to people when you walk around with a surprised look on your face all day cause your arch (^ ^) is just to high. It also confuses people when your eyebrows look like the straight face smilie (- -).

4) This one gets me the most. Why the hell do you have to shade around the eyebrow with white eyeshadow. Bishes we ain't blind we can see them big black eyebrows on your face already! No need to highlight them!



5) And if you are going to draw on your eyebrows please be reminded to shave off your real ones!



This new beauty or shall i say beast trend really gets to me and I hope fades to black REAL quick!



You can't have it all, even in Hollywood!

You know how people always say you can't have it all. Well, though I don't usually believe in sayings, I think some artist proves it right every time they decide to drop a track.


I mean don't get me wrong these woman are gorgeous, but they can't hold a tune to save their lives! You know those song you love to listen to because it has a good beat, not because the singer sounds good or the song makes sense. Well thats usually the case when listening to songs by these ladies. Besides Rihanna and maybe Keri Hilson, these other ladies are basically socialites these days cause the only thing we do is see them out at parties and on blogs. But I must say, they do have other talents though.


Rihanna is the only one of these ladies with a promising music career and hit singles. If she wanted to though she good easily go into the fashion world. Her fashion sense, though outrageous at times is almost always on point. Besides the Ronald McDonald fire red afro, Rihanna has certainly sported some of the best hair-stlyes to date in hollywood, especially short cuts.


Keri Hilson is just breath taking. I mean her long legs, pretty eyes, beautiful face and flat ass just catches your attention every time you see her.  She is a good song-writter, why didn't she stick to writing songs? Only the one above knows, cause we really could be spared by the sharp notes that stabs one in the ear when she sings.

Cassie, oh Cassie! Yet again another beauty! Besides bending over for Diddy she has no other talents!    -_-


Not my "goodies" Ciara, who would give you "love, sex and magic",  if you could "get up" and give her a hit song that can make her fans wanna "1, 2 step" again and "never ever" wanna stop really needs to do better. And to think back in the da she crowned herself the "Princess of Crunk!" Crunk my a$$. Well at least unlike Cassie, Ciara still has something to offer us, she can dance her butt off and her legs and abs are to die for... Take that Cassie!


Lets not forget the only singer that bases her entire song from three words..... Ashanti. Another singer lacking vocals, she does however has the baddest sideburn game in the industry, Elvis would be proud!.


I would do a write up about other rnb singers like C-Milli, Amerie,Teirra Maria? and Nicole Idontknowhowtospellorsayherlastname who should be included in this list, but they never had a hit to begin with so no....... NEXT!

Though these girls burst our eardrums and make our eyes pop outta socket when they sing, we still love them!

What happens when three beautiful woman go on vacation?


Basically Nothing! These are boring girls, no wonder their career could never lift off. Over the weekend Cassie, Christina Millian, and their friend who looks like bit like both of them spent the weekend on the Spanish island Ibiza. Yes I know none of these girls are relevant. Cassie nor Christina has ever had a hit single and none of them has released any songs in ages. Cassie is better known these days as being P-Diddy's cum bucket and Christina Millian is the ex-cum bucket of big teddy bear Da Dream. But I thought the fellas would really enjoy the post.


Nothing says sexy like wearing a bikini in heels. *yawns*








Monday, August 8, 2011

Cunnilingus!!!

Cunnilingus for those of you who don't know is the proper name for the art of performing oral sex on a female.  I call it an art, because if it is done right the prettiest picture can be created. Cunnilingus is such a  big word for most of us we prefer to use terms like lick the kitty, giving head, dine at the Y, eat out, eat da box, munch carpet, suck up on di pom pom... No? Ok, so maybe I made that last one up but you get the picture.

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Now let me tell you something guys, if you aren't performing cunnilingus on your girl, or someone else's girl, or whoever girl you screwing, just jump off of a cliff, commit suicide now! If you are performing cunnilingus and you ain't no good at it, practice! Practice! You here me?! Cause buddy pal if you don't get it right some man or woman is going to steal your girl.

My friend's roommates were recently having a conversation about cunnilingus and I thought I should help those guys out who don't completely know what they are doing. You see some of them don't realize how important it is to go down on a woman. A woman can have an orgasm from just the right amount licking and flicking ;).  So it's important that you do it right! Think of this as cunnilingus 101!


First, guys lay her on back, open the flood gates and elevate them. If you are a level 5 eater only can try different positions like sitting your girl on your face or eating dinner at the drive thru. Spread out the lips before you go to kiss, and make sure that you can find that clit! Now move around your tongue like you trying to curse. Make sure to flick it all around and from time to time suck on it making a slurping sound. Move your tongue all around her pu##y, you just cant give the clit all the attention. When you hear her make a good sound, then you know you've found the spot. Keep on licking her there and that should make her hot! Yall see how I try to put that lil rhyme in there lol ... Anyway back to the topic. Make sure not to go to fast you want to move nice and slow, make her want it more.  You will know you doing good if you make her legs twitch. Keep on going until she cums on face and then you get to taste.

Anyway guys just remember to Put it in ya mouth!

Check out Pu$$y eater from  below: 





In case you missed it!



Last night when performing at 4sixty6 lounge in West Orange, NJ last night Kelly Rowland also had a little wardrobe malfunction.



For the uncensored pictures click the small photos below. And I must say both ladies have very nice nipples lol.  This one is for the guys.... and the ladies who like ladies.





Photo Credit: SandraRose.com