Monday, August 8, 2011

Cunnilingus!!!

Cunnilingus for those of you who don't know is the proper name for the art of performing oral sex on a female.  I call it an art, because if it is done right the prettiest picture can be created. Cunnilingus is such a  big word for most of us we prefer to use terms like lick the kitty, giving head, dine at the Y, eat out, eat da box, munch carpet, suck up on di pom pom... No? Ok, so maybe I made that last one up but you get the picture.

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Now let me tell you something guys, if you aren't performing cunnilingus on your girl, or someone else's girl, or whoever girl you screwing, just jump off of a cliff, commit suicide now! If you are performing cunnilingus and you ain't no good at it, practice! Practice! You here me?! Cause buddy pal if you don't get it right some man or woman is going to steal your girl.

My friend's roommates were recently having a conversation about cunnilingus and I thought I should help those guys out who don't completely know what they are doing. You see some of them don't realize how important it is to go down on a woman. A woman can have an orgasm from just the right amount licking and flicking ;).  So it's important that you do it right! Think of this as cunnilingus 101!


First, guys lay her on back, open the flood gates and elevate them. If you are a level 5 eater only can try different positions like sitting your girl on your face or eating dinner at the drive thru. Spread out the lips before you go to kiss, and make sure that you can find that clit! Now move around your tongue like you trying to curse. Make sure to flick it all around and from time to time suck on it making a slurping sound. Move your tongue all around her pu##y, you just cant give the clit all the attention. When you hear her make a good sound, then you know you've found the spot. Keep on licking her there and that should make her hot! Yall see how I try to put that lil rhyme in there lol ... Anyway back to the topic. Make sure not to go to fast you want to move nice and slow, make her want it more.  You will know you doing good if you make her legs twitch. Keep on going until she cums on face and then you get to taste.

Anyway guys just remember to Put it in ya mouth!

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